A few more quotes from last night:

"Floss me? That doesn't even make any sense! Fight that plaque, baby... oh god, the tartar control!"

"Whoa, these can go to negative volume... Linkin Park level!"

"Wait, what's this supposed to be doing? Other than pain??"

QOTDs:
"Only Tunis could get away with very publicly feeling up his 'girlfriend'."

"So Emily, are you out yet?"

"Wait! Emily! I have to tell you about the OC!"

"What's that, an art-deco representation of floppy disks?"

"I'm conspiring for Emily to become a lesbian."

Seonha: I am lesbian!

"Ryan... YOU'VE GOT IT MADE!!!"

Me: So are you actually doing no-pants day?
David: Prolly... I'll probably just wear boxers. Always do anyway.
Me: Eh? You always just wear boxers...?
David: Well, with pants on top.

"After all, the odds of you letting me take you out to see a movie are so infinitesimally small that the infinite improbability drive will arrange it."

"FORE!"

~*~

Seonha may have gotten QOTY (Quote of the Year) today, seeing as it was so out of the blue, the hand motion was perfection, and let's face it, it's really quite uncharacteristic of the lady.

Don't panic.

I GOT A COMMENT! [points down] W00t. I'm not just talking to myself...

QOTDs:
"mfrrrrfl fffrrr rrrrffflell...CIRCLE!"

Augelli: You're way too cultured. You can't even insult without bringing Shakespeare into it.
Me: I know. I should probably be euthanized.

Tunis: You'd have to do it... 150ish more times to qualify.
J-Swizz: Emily, I'll be over at eight.

"Well, looks like Bick's out..."

Jake: You looked like you were humping the air!!
J-Swizz: Well, at least I'm getting some...

"P = 0-1 = -1"

Bick: It's stuck!
David: That's because I'm holding it down.

~*~

Strange that it's an unusually good day for QOTDs, yet also one of the worst days I've had in a while. Oh well, at least I was highly entertained for about 45 minutes of it.

QOTDs:
"Gonna play doctor?"

"I'm like milk... I go with everything..."

Phil: Are you staring at your own breasts?
Caitlin: Sometimes I like to thank God.

David: Think about it- a British guy playing an American trying to do a British accent. That takes skill.
Phil: SKILL IN THE PANTS!

QOTDs:
Me: This means nothing. I read it and it means nothing. Aaaaargh.
Thomas: Welcome to my world.

"We could make a sperm circuit..."

"I saw her put it in her mouth and wondered... when's she going to chew? Is she just going to swallow it whole?" (Caitlin on Seonha's eating habits)

"Not a sign of 'uman 'ands."

~*~

Anyone ever find the polysyllabicism of "monosyllabic" funny, or is it just me and how absolutely pathetic I can be sometimes? So, discussion of this logically (of course) lead to the formation of a splendid haiku:

Monosyllabic
Has more than one syllable
I adore long words

Check it out: http://www.opera.com/swim/

QOTDs:
"So, should I tell the little kiddies that I can light a bulb using nuclear fusion?"

Me: Quick, say something brilliant and witty.
David: Die.

"Remember we two are women!"

"...ever since we were stripped..."

"Incest!? ... Incest!? ... A couch!?"

"David hit an old lady. With his fists. And a wiffle bat. Then she beat him up. And then she kicked his bumper. Hard. So it twisted and bent..."

"Fo shizzle, goddess... peace out."

"I am thicker than two short planks."

QOTDs:
"Wow, the key turns Vincent on."

"India Echo Romeo Oscar, abriv right. Romeo Oscar, SITREP, over? ... In other words, sup?"

Simon: Tis zany and tastes likah pasta.
Me: Ah, it's zany like ziti?
Simon: No, like ravioli.

"I mean, it's not like you're going to just steal his woman and start making out..."

"That's for me to know and you to be curious about forever."

April 23, 2005
Tetris Hates You
"Listen up all you puzzle-loving Linux folks: this one's for you. Some sadist out there has put together a Linux version of Tetris that uses a special algorithm to decide just which tetrad piece you need the least and then sends it in. It's Bastard Tetris (or Bastet for short) and it's actively working against you."

The screenshot says it all...

QOTDs:
"Mmmm. Crossword."

Thomas: Hey hey hey... hey... hey hey hey hey... hey...
Me: Hey is for horses.

"He raided my booty!"

"That's going in my bedroom!"

"Is your vagina happy?"

Me: I've just got to get to the car...
Seonha: Ohh, I thought that was a man!

[Ryan jerks his body forward]
Me: Yes, because THAT'S going to make it go faster.
Ryan: Well, actually it's in neutral, so, yes.

"It's the parabola of trust!"

QOTDs:
"Little did they know the Russians had their own version of the Concord: the Concordski... DUNNNNN DUNNNNN... DUN-DUN-DUN-DUNNNNNN DUH DUHHHHH!!!!"

"Who's got the greatest steel band in all the land?"

"Little did they know the Russians had their own version of the steel band: the steel bandski... WAHHHH WAHHHHH... WAH-WAH-WAH-WAHHHHHH WAH WAHHHHH!!!"

~*~

In case anyone was mystified, the DUNs are Night On Bald Mountain by Mussorgsky (the WAHs are Night On Bald Moutain but played on a steel drum). Ironic, no? I wonder if that was intentional.

QOTDs:
"Hello boys and girls. Today, we're visiting the marker factory!"

"Next: Mr. Ed Goes to the Glue Factory!"

--Hey, you're missing a button.
--I only have one button.

David: Got Bicknell?
Me: Well, I'm sure you have a Bicknell mustache...

~*~

Went to my dad's house today to clear out some of my old things as he's moving soon. It seems I was a very strange child. For instance, here I'll quote, word-for-word, a script (?) I began to write at the age of 8 or thereabouts (that's actually a complete guess, I've absolutely no idea when I wrote this, but the Dr Doom/hockey-mask-phantom makes me think it was a collaboration with a Jason-obsessed little friend of mine back in the day- the fact that he was obsessed with Friday the Thirteenth movies is actually almost the only thing about him I can recall. Guess it was impressive as a little girl to see the brave big little boy who wasn't scared to see people hacked to death with a chainsaw. Hehe. But I digress in a very large way):

~*~

How Monsters Were Created
Charachters Characters
witch of Transylvania
warlock
Dr Doom, Jr/the hockey mask phantom
good twin

Scene=Wicth's castle. Witch sees Dr Doom, Jr.

Witch: What's this? Oh, it's a boy! I think I'll adopt him and make him a monster.

The End.


~*~

As a side note, I have to wonder why I mysteriously misspell "witch" once and only once. I also find it amusing that this is something that nowadays I can see myself making up and using somehow as a joke; back in the 8(?)-year-old days I regarded it with a maudlin sense of seriousness. My goodness, I was a strange one. And yes, there was a day when The Spelling Nazi created grave errors. So maybe the name can be removed? Please?

QOTDs:

"Emily, someday you're going to write a book called 1001 Naughty Things to do With a Bowflex."

"Maybe you should see a PHYSical therapist! Haha! Er... wait..."

"[slapping] Wake up! You're dreaming again! You're not Hugh Hefner! You... are not... Hugh... Hefner...!"

QOTDs:
Phil [reading Cosmo]: Ooh, Top 20 Sex Mistakes.
David: #1. Phil...

"ATHena."

"On the other hand, I could live with dreams about monotonous 'click here' 'pop.clara.net' 'no no, that should be 'RELAY.clara.net' if it means pettings."

~*~

10 days until Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy comes out in theaters, but it's not as if I'll end up going to see it on the first day it's out anyway (10 to 1 on that one.)

Upon seeing the face of the new face of Catholicism, my first thought was "Wow, that guy looks kinda creepy." My second thought was "Sort of like Emperor Palpatine." Apparently, I'm not alone in this opinion either. Begun, the clone war has.

Yes, I just reversed my syntax. Whatcha gonna do about it?

QOTDs:

"Have you ever even heard a German love song? What's it going to be like, 'Ach bin das I loven youuu?"

"She's pregnant. In real time."

Link: Mr. Snaffleburger- pure genius! Hasten there! My personal favorite is "Mr. Snaffleburger is Happy", but all must be watched!

HACK THE CORPORATE REALITY!

QOTDs:
"For your information and enjoyment everybody, I am quite able to purr."

"So, is that a list in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Me: Ooh, I want that dress.
Ryan: Me too... on my floor!

QOTDs:
[on chick flicks] "You don't tell them you're napping, fool! You tell them you're just so full of emotion that you had to get a hold of yourself for a moment."

"Mklnms Okhwies!"

"Chefs are very angry people... throw a lot of knives."

QOTDs:

"Everyone on IRC is paranoid. They all drink too much caffeine."

"It still makes her sound like a breakfast bar"

"You should make a trigger that says something including "SP" everytime someone says 'breakfast bar' and I should have a trigger that says something including 'AM' everytime someone says 'SP'"

The Cautionary Tale of Miss Kitty Fantastico
"One guy was paranoid. When I pinged him once to see if he was alive, appearantly his firewall software went ape, and he started accusing me for "trying to hack me." Which proves he knows very little on the topic. Anyway, after a while we got tired and threw the guy out. So he went to some other channel. I went in, and he said, "That's the guy who tried to hack me." This was like #Sweden, very popular channel. The op asked him what was up, and he pasted his entire firewall log into the channel. Fifteen screams. They'll never let him into that channel again."

QOTDs:
"Your hips are narrow yet curvaceous, like those of a Baltic woman from a slightly more arid region."

"I changed the speed of the oncoming car by measuring its direction."

That's really all I have to say today, except pitying that one more poor soul who has entered the black abyss that is... tech support... [gulp]