QOTDs:
"Hello boys and girls. Today, we're visiting the marker factory!"

"Next: Mr. Ed Goes to the Glue Factory!"

--Hey, you're missing a button.
--I only have one button.

David: Got Bicknell?
Me: Well, I'm sure you have a Bicknell mustache...

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Went to my dad's house today to clear out some of my old things as he's moving soon. It seems I was a very strange child. For instance, here I'll quote, word-for-word, a script (?) I began to write at the age of 8 or thereabouts (that's actually a complete guess, I've absolutely no idea when I wrote this, but the Dr Doom/hockey-mask-phantom makes me think it was a collaboration with a Jason-obsessed little friend of mine back in the day- the fact that he was obsessed with Friday the Thirteenth movies is actually almost the only thing about him I can recall. Guess it was impressive as a little girl to see the brave big little boy who wasn't scared to see people hacked to death with a chainsaw. Hehe. But I digress in a very large way):

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How Monsters Were Created
Charachters Characters
witch of Transylvania
warlock
Dr Doom, Jr/the hockey mask phantom
good twin

Scene=Wicth's castle. Witch sees Dr Doom, Jr.

Witch: What's this? Oh, it's a boy! I think I'll adopt him and make him a monster.

The End.


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As a side note, I have to wonder why I mysteriously misspell "witch" once and only once. I also find it amusing that this is something that nowadays I can see myself making up and using somehow as a joke; back in the 8(?)-year-old days I regarded it with a maudlin sense of seriousness. My goodness, I was a strange one. And yes, there was a day when The Spelling Nazi created grave errors. So maybe the name can be removed? Please?