QOTDs:
"Wow, the key turns Vincent on."

"India Echo Romeo Oscar, abriv right. Romeo Oscar, SITREP, over? ... In other words, sup?"

Simon: Tis zany and tastes likah pasta.
Me: Ah, it's zany like ziti?
Simon: No, like ravioli.

"I mean, it's not like you're going to just steal his woman and start making out..."

"That's for me to know and you to be curious about forever."