QOTDs:
"Mmmm. Crossword."

Thomas: Hey hey hey... hey... hey hey hey hey... hey...
Me: Hey is for horses.

"He raided my booty!"

"That's going in my bedroom!"

"Is your vagina happy?"

Me: I've just got to get to the car...
Seonha: Ohh, I thought that was a man!

[Ryan jerks his body forward]
Me: Yes, because THAT'S going to make it go faster.
Ryan: Well, actually it's in neutral, so, yes.

"It's the parabola of trust!"