QOTDs:

"Everyone on IRC is paranoid. They all drink too much caffeine."

"It still makes her sound like a breakfast bar"

"You should make a trigger that says something including "SP" everytime someone says 'breakfast bar' and I should have a trigger that says something including 'AM' everytime someone says 'SP'"

The Cautionary Tale of Miss Kitty Fantastico
"One guy was paranoid. When I pinged him once to see if he was alive, appearantly his firewall software went ape, and he started accusing me for "trying to hack me." Which proves he knows very little on the topic. Anyway, after a while we got tired and threw the guy out. So he went to some other channel. I went in, and he said, "That's the guy who tried to hack me." This was like #Sweden, very popular channel. The op asked him what was up, and he pasted his entire firewall log into the channel. Fifteen screams. They'll never let him into that channel again."