QOTDs:
"Little did they know the Russians had their own version of the Concord: the Concordski... DUNNNNN DUNNNNN... DUN-DUN-DUN-DUNNNNNN DUH DUHHHHH!!!!"

"Who's got the greatest steel band in all the land?"

"Little did they know the Russians had their own version of the steel band: the steel bandski... WAHHHH WAHHHHH... WAH-WAH-WAH-WAHHHHHH WAH WAHHHHH!!!"

~*~

In case anyone was mystified, the DUNs are Night On Bald Mountain by Mussorgsky (the WAHs are Night On Bald Moutain but played on a steel drum). Ironic, no? I wonder if that was intentional.