QOTDs:
Thomas (while arm wrestling me): James! James! James!
Me: What the hell are you doing?
Thomas: It's your weakness! James!
For those of you who were curious, I did burst out laughing and Thomas did win. Man's a brilliant strategist, apparently.

James: And for those of you who have just joined us, Emily is a crazy person.

Thomas: Have you ever noticed that we're not supposed to stare directly at the nicest looking things? Sunrises, sunsets, eclipses, breasts...

"Secrets, odorless and colorless, resemble air. Like air, secrets exist everywhere. A society needs secrets to function." ~ Lambert '03

Me: Know who he almost reminds me of? Clay Aiken.
Kels: Ah, I can see that. He's like a gay goth Clay Aiken. Oh, wait. A goth Clay Aiken.
In light of this, I think we should rename him Spames Aiken, since neither halves of Spames resemble Clay Aiken whatsoever as far as I can tell.