QOTDs:
Thomas: Would you like to meet Tony?
Me: Put. The cleaver. Down.

Thomas: As you can see, my gate's missing a flower.
Me: Heh. Someone deflowered your gate.

Thomas: Ahh, Emily being run over by parked cars... all is still normal in the world.

Also worth mentioning: Thomas's "I'm Too Sexy" dance. It was very funny.