QOTDs:
Kevin: Now... I have to wonder... is sperm flammable?
Me: Wha... why would you... why??
Cook: Just be grateful we're not talking about your boobs.
Thomas (to Becca as she unbuttons his shirt): You suck at undressing people.
Becca: Thomas, we're naming our 52nd child "Merp".
Me: Hee, I had a baby with Seonha called Seonhanemily Zbaby Parkoenig... also a few with some other people but Thomas ate them!
Thomas: I didn't!
Becca: Thomas, you ate babies???
Thomas: No I-- oh wait, the whole "I will eat your firstborn" thing, yeah, I did.
Kevin: Now... I have to wonder... is sperm flammable?
Me: Wha... why would you... why??
Cook: Just be grateful we're not talking about your boobs.
Thomas (to Becca as she unbuttons his shirt): You suck at undressing people.
Becca: Thomas, we're naming our 52nd child "Merp".
Me: Hee, I had a baby with Seonha called Seonhanemily Zbaby Parkoenig... also a few with some other people but Thomas ate them!
Thomas: I didn't!
Becca: Thomas, you ate babies???
Thomas: No I-- oh wait, the whole "I will eat your firstborn" thing, yeah, I did.
10 Comments:
Wow, Parkoenig actually sounds kinda cool... maybe you could convince James to change his last name. :)
Yes, we thought it was cool too, which is why we made it the last name of our love child.
And no, I wouldn't if I could. ;)
(And he's not!)
Hi EMILY!!!
And he's not? Of course... it's you I'm worried about.
Well, thank you for your concern, but, demonstrably, I'm not.
Additionally, HI BECCA!
Odd, seeing how all the evidence points toward you being it.
Oookay, and I feel like i'm missing something here.
Gah, stop making me think like a detective when i've only been up for ten minutes!
..Evil people
Emily I miss you guys already :'-( come back mi amores
please
*i am all alone theres no here beside me*
Love becca
I'll date from ur country!!! Mind the gavel...
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