Wednesday, November 09, 2005

QOTDs:
Kevin: Now... I have to wonder... is sperm flammable?
Me: Wha... why would you... why??
Cook: Just be grateful we're not talking about your boobs.

Thomas (to Becca as she unbuttons his shirt): You suck at undressing people.

Becca: Thomas, we're naming our 52nd child "Merp".
Me: Hee, I had a baby with Seonha called Seonhanemily Zbaby Parkoenig... also a few with some other people but Thomas ate them!
Thomas: I didn't!
Becca: Thomas, you ate babies???
Thomas: No I-- oh wait, the whole "I will eat your firstborn" thing, yeah, I did.

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, Parkoenig actually sounds kinda cool... maybe you could convince James to change his last name. :)

4:50 PM, November 09, 2005  
Blogger EEK said...

Yes, we thought it was cool too, which is why we made it the last name of our love child.

And no, I wouldn't if I could. ;)

(And he's not!)

6:52 PM, November 09, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi EMILY!!!

7:29 PM, November 09, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And he's not? Of course... it's you I'm worried about.

10:03 PM, November 09, 2005  
Blogger EEK said...

Well, thank you for your concern, but, demonstrably, I'm not.

3:56 AM, November 10, 2005  
Blogger EEK said...

Additionally, HI BECCA!

3:57 AM, November 10, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Odd, seeing how all the evidence points toward you being it.

5:07 AM, November 10, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oookay, and I feel like i'm missing something here.
Gah, stop making me think like a detective when i've only been up for ten minutes!

..Evil people

5:43 AM, November 10, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Emily I miss you guys already :'-( come back mi amores
please
*i am all alone theres no here beside me*
Love becca

12:35 PM, November 11, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll date from ur country!!! Mind the gavel...

12:37 PM, November 11, 2005  

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