QOTDs:
Autumn: I keep seeing that man over there and thinking it's someone I know, but no, it's not James.
Me (wailing and scaring Autumn who I've just met): It's not James!
Sarah: I'll bang YOUR gavel.
Becca: I've slept with everyone! I won't even know who these people are, and they'll walk up to me and say "thanks for last night, baby".
Becca: I enjoyed your banging, Thomas.
Me: Becca looks like a whore!
For the record... I thought Becca's outfit was amazing, and I want that shirt. I wouldn't have the spectacular cleavage quite the way she does -- I mean, you can't even help looking at it! it's just there! -- but it was gorgeous. And not hookerish.
Sarah: Don't eat the flower!
Me: I'm not going to eat the flower! I'm not going to to eat the flower!
Me: Becca, please don't kill us? I just don't want to die before I've kissed James, you cool with that?
Sarah: What's WRONG with you? You'd be satisfied with a kiss? You're going to DIE!
Me: Well... I... damnit, Sarah!
"But... boobies!"
Autumn: I keep seeing that man over there and thinking it's someone I know, but no, it's not James.
Me (wailing and scaring Autumn who I've just met): It's not James!
Sarah: I'll bang YOUR gavel.
Becca: I've slept with everyone! I won't even know who these people are, and they'll walk up to me and say "thanks for last night, baby".
Becca: I enjoyed your banging, Thomas.
Me: Becca looks like a whore!
For the record... I thought Becca's outfit was amazing, and I want that shirt. I wouldn't have the spectacular cleavage quite the way she does -- I mean, you can't even help looking at it! it's just there! -- but it was gorgeous. And not hookerish.
Sarah: Don't eat the flower!
Me: I'm not going to eat the flower! I'm not going to to eat the flower!
Me: Becca, please don't kill us? I just don't want to die before I've kissed James, you cool with that?
Sarah: What's WRONG with you? You'd be satisfied with a kiss? You're going to DIE!
Me: Well... I... damnit, Sarah!
"But... boobies!"
posted by EEK at 8:49:00 PM
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Bloggasm #7
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Hi, I'm new at Blogging and websites and found you! Like your Blog. If you're interested, go see my starting home business related site. Just in the creating stage and I'm still working on it but you may still find something of interest.
The spelling's getting better...and what am I doing up? It's sunday and the 24 hour clock is still only in triple digits... *returns to bed*
Saying a person is a whore is kind of a compliment, but giving that person money for sex is generally the accepted way of proving one is, in fact, a whore.
I really had nothing good to add. I just wanted to say hi, Auntie.
This is Ethan. You should talk to me sometime - or worse.
EEEEEthan! Dahling! It's been too long.
Yea i dont think Autumn had as much fun as we did. Oh well. And you used the wrong pretense with I slept. I said I sleep. Jeeze. Anyway ill see you later.
Emily, are you sure their isn't something you'd like to tell us? All the talk of cleavage... James in women's clothing... boobies? I think you know what I mean.
That would have been a great line for a soap opera.
RE Justin: Oh, shush. I didn't even say the boobies thing.
RE Lambert: w00t!
*points at the link open-mouted* DIIIIINOOOOSSAAAAAAUURSS!
...yes, I am a child. What of it?
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