QOTDs:
Thomas: Can someone please toss me at least one ball?
Me: Yeah, Thomas, you're in dire need of some balls.
"So, if not for virgin sacrifice, what is the black robe for?"
My mother: You should play that for me over the telephone on Mother's Day. Or get your rock star husband to do it.
Me: Mom? If I ever, EVER try to marry a rock star, please talk me out of it.
My mother: Emily, I've never been able to talk you out of anything.
Thomas: Can someone please toss me at least one ball?
Me: Yeah, Thomas, you're in dire need of some balls.
"So, if not for virgin sacrifice, what is the black robe for?"
My mother: You should play that for me over the telephone on Mother's Day. Or get your rock star husband to do it.
Me: Mom? If I ever, EVER try to marry a rock star, please talk me out of it.
My mother: Emily, I've never been able to talk you out of anything.
1 Comments:
HI EMILY!!!!
Are you better yet because i definetly miss seeing your beautiful face. :-0 and im not even going to comment on the thomas's balls thing...Ive already hurt him physically tonight im not going to push my luck
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