QOTDs:
Kels: I am Osama Bin Laden, and your crotch is the Twin Towers.
Thomas: But... it's not like I have two.
Kels: Good point. I am Osama Bin Laden, and your crotch is the Pentagon.
Me: The pentagonal crotch region, huh?
Thomas: Can we get off this subject?
Becca: I'm going to poke you now.
Me: Yes, Becca, I'm sure you'll give him a poke.

Thomas: So, I hear you told Becca I was a jerk.
Me: I would never call you a jerk, why would I?
Thomas: It was about the whole Kristen/Kelsey thing.
Me: Oh, right, you're a jerk.
Thomas: Hypocrite.
Me: Well, you were! And she asked about it, it's not like it was random, as if I walk up to people and say, "Hi, my name's Emily and Thomas betrayed me a few years ago!"
Thomas: Emily, the sad thing is, I can completely see you doing that.

Kat (on viewing the cowbell video): What. The. Fuck?!? What's that supposed to mean?
Me: It's a representation of the existentialist absentism of a filial deist love.