QOTDs:
Justin: Damn you Emily, why can't I have James?
Me: As one of many reasons, because he's straight?
Justin: Damn you and your F-SPA.
"Cette petite fille aime beaucoup jouer avec (les nuages/son voeu)."
The Lesser-Known Commandments:
11: Thy wife shalt always have the last word in thine arguement. If ever thou hast the last word, tis the beginning of a new argument.
12: Thou shalt not smiteth thy brother's gonads.
13: Thou shalt not wear thy socks with thine flipflops.
14: Thou shalt not interfere with thy fiancee's wedding plans, for thoust may hath been planning for six months, but she hath been planning since the sixth year.
15: Thou shalt send flowers with no reason in mortal sight, thus when thee forgeteth thine anniversery, thou shalt hast less suspicion as thou makest thy last minute plans.
Justin: Damn you Emily, why can't I have James?
Me: As one of many reasons, because he's straight?
Justin: Damn you and your F-SPA.
"Cette petite fille aime beaucoup jouer avec (les nuages/son voeu)."
The Lesser-Known Commandments:
11: Thy wife shalt always have the last word in thine arguement. If ever thou hast the last word, tis the beginning of a new argument.
12: Thou shalt not smiteth thy brother's gonads.
13: Thou shalt not wear thy socks with thine flipflops.
14: Thou shalt not interfere with thy fiancee's wedding plans, for thoust may hath been planning for six months, but she hath been planning since the sixth year.
15: Thou shalt send flowers with no reason in mortal sight, thus when thee forgeteth thine anniversery, thou shalt hast less suspicion as thou makest thy last minute plans.
posted by EEK at 3:51:00 PM
47 Comments:
Finally, religion gives us USEFUL rules...
*puts on his eyepatch* Yarrr, that be bitchin.
So those will be in 2006 edition of the Bible?
Hopefully...
But that would use logic... something that the Catholic church has denied for the past how many centuries?
Arrrrr!
Oh yeah baby. I put on my robes and wizard hat.
You can't rush good pizza.
Additionally, that robe better not be for sacrificing virgins.
No, its for blowing you up with a level 20,000,000 lighting bolt, because your a level 2 druid.
*you're a level 2 druid.
Remind me... what's a druid?
A wizardy thing? I mean, do you want the generic definition or the historical one? The historical one'd be here.
Uhh... no, more along the lines of D&D druid, as hinted at by Bloodninja.
http://www.mjyoung.net/dungeon/char/clas010.html
Yeah, I guess that makes me a geek as well. :(
Aren't we all. And I figured that's what he was asking, unfortunately I don't know enough D&Dish stuff to actually answer the question properly.
Well, that's not bitchin.
Whoa, how'd I manage to make the time a link? Well... click on it...
SHE'S A WITCH! BURN HER!!!
*whimpers and hides*
*whispers* Come to me my child...
and don't forget the lotion.
"The night is very cold I'm feeling kind of weak
I think I'll make myself a cap from your right buttocks cheek
And then I will go walking with my little dog
And then I'll bury you underneath a log...
It rubs the lotion on it's skin
Or it gets the hose again.
Put the lotion in the basket
Bitch put the lotion in the fucking basket!"
What. The. Hell?
What do you burn with witches? MORE WITCHES!
PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!
Meh, relax your not a geek. I've been DM'ing it for...eight years? I could quote the stat block to you from all three editions.
I'm going to kill myself now...
Oh, don't, the world needs MORE geeks, not less.
But with more geeks, it means less hot chicks for the geeks...
A little off-topic, but apparently David is now surrounded by beautiful women who don't love him for his money or intellect... but rather his personality. *waits for gasps*
Tell me something I don't already know. I've been amused by that fact for the last six weeks or so. Hehe. David's a ladies' man all of a sudden.
...Why am I always the last to find out?!?
Did you hear about Tunis and Catlin breaking up?
Yeah, Ryan told me a few days after it happened. I never thought she'd be the one to break up with him.
"and the geeks shall inherit the Earth..."
...
I hate you all. Except you, Adam; I want to have your children... adopted of course.
Dude. It's bad enough that you hit on my boyfriend, must you hit on my 13-year-old cousins?
HI EMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
" Dude. It's bad enough that you hit on my boyfriend, must you hit on my 13-year-old cousins?"
Uhh... my mistake? I though Adam = PlayElf... yeah, I'm really f'ed up right now...
So just replace all my sayings of Adam with James and sorry to your cousin. Voila!
And to Adam: *points to himself* This is your brain on drugs. So......... don't take the red, blue or any other pill. That's bitchin.
AGHgaHAGhghagrgh agh! Brains! Must eat brains!
Mmmm... brains...
You know, you can order brains off the internet. Most of them are edible.
I can smell your spicy brains.
Hehehe, I was so thinking that as I was reading down :)
Great minds...
Especially mine.
I like pants... (dun dun dun dun dun da)
But I don't like to wear em...(dun dun dun dun dun da)
I like runnin' butt nah-heh-hekid...
In my car...
And im my bed... :P
IN my bed... ( I really need to start proofreading... )
And sometimes even in Justin's head....
(guitar riff)
I don't know what you two are on about, and I'm not sure that I want to.
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