QOTDs:
Becca: I'm fed up with men. I should become a lesbian.
Me: You and me baby, right now.
Becca: That'd be hilarious!
(I stare)
Becca: Well, it would be, because you're Thomas's best friend! I can see it now... "Thomas, I have something to tell you, try not to be upset, but... Becca and I are in love! And you can't stop it! Please try to accept it!"
Peter: What was that dumpster guy's name? Lars something?
Me: Lars the Dumpster Diver.
Peter: Hehe, but seriously.
Me: No. He's Lars the Dumpster Diver now and shall always remain Lars the Dumpster Diver.
Becca: Should I email?
Me: Yes. Wait, no. Well, keep it friendly until you get over Brian. Or Thomas... I hate your life.
Thomas: You're a great sister-figure! Only not so much in the nunly sense.
Becca: I'm fed up with men. I should become a lesbian.
Me: You and me baby, right now.
Becca: That'd be hilarious!
(I stare)
Becca: Well, it would be, because you're Thomas's best friend! I can see it now... "Thomas, I have something to tell you, try not to be upset, but... Becca and I are in love! And you can't stop it! Please try to accept it!"
Peter: What was that dumpster guy's name? Lars something?
Me: Lars the Dumpster Diver.
Peter: Hehe, but seriously.
Me: No. He's Lars the Dumpster Diver now and shall always remain Lars the Dumpster Diver.
Becca: Should I email?
Me: Yes. Wait, no. Well, keep it friendly until you get over Brian. Or Thomas... I hate your life.
Thomas: You're a great sister-figure! Only not so much in the nunly sense.
posted by EEK at 5:05:00 PM
11 Comments:
Hola
yea im awesome. lol. wow so first thing i see on your page is me sayiong im going to become a lesbian. wow. but thats alright.
Anyway commenting on your other post...some people may think they love you more but..they dont. and if they do thats alright because you know you love me more. ;p
tehe
take that.
LOVE
BECCA
I somehow missed talk like a pirate day, so I feel like making up for it now.
Avast ye scurvy wench! Thar be fightin' talk!
Just don't be raiding me booty...
Arrr lass, nay I do nay think I be doin thar ag'an, not aft'r last time when ye decided ta raid mine back.
Thar be a kinky wench
Good times.
Though the actual line was "Thar be a kinky lass". Just a side note.
Arrr, I be knowin'. I were tryin' for some originality, but then I remembered pirates not be original, we be unwashed, grog swillin', bearded menaces o' the high seas, and o' reasonably priced family resorts all across the carribean.
Arrrr
A pirate I was meant to be...
http://www.worldofmi.com/features/lyrics/index.php?id=6
the pirate is but a dishonorable theif, young warrior. beautiful are the ways of the ninja. The ninja kicks ass rather than "booty"
~Sensei
Haha! Well put.
Arrr, I do nay be seein' what donkeys have ta do with bein' a scourge o' family resorts.
Arrrr.
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