Monday, September 26, 2005

QOTDs:
Thomas: Give it to me!
(Korey doesn't)
Thomas: NOW!!!
(Korey doesn't)
(I hold out my hand)
(Korey gives it back)
Korey: HER I'm afraid of.

Me: You took care of it, yes?
Ryan: Oooooh boy did I.

"Satan, too, is enthusiastic about the new deal. Contacted by Weekly World News, Luciferian spokesperson J. Stalin said, 'No one is going to weep for a child molester being whipped with lashes of flame.'" This bit is accompianied by the funniest drawing of the devil EVER. It's like the Buddy Christ... only... the Buddy Satan.

Me: Well, it's not like women typically jump a guy's bones the first time they have a conversation with them.
Ryan: Still... they should.

5 Comments:

Blogger EEK said...

Oh, quit whining, it really didn't. Me, maybe, but...

Can a guy be a dominatrix anyway? Wouldn't they just be... a dominant... guy...?

5:49 PM, September 26, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dom·i·na·trix (
n. A woman who acts out the role of the dominating partner in a sadomasochistic relationship.
A woman regarded as overbearing.
So Thomas, youd still fit the role.....all you need is a leather bustier and some handcuffs
Ill look through my closet for you

6:35 PM, September 26, 2005  
Blogger EEK said...

rowr.

6:36 PM, September 26, 2005  
Blogger EEK said...

...poop brains?

I cannot believe you just said that.

Wow.

8:45 PM, September 26, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK Thomas are we in second grade or eleventh huh?
I bet you wanna be in 2nd so you can get spanked again......you dirty bastard

4:28 AM, September 27, 2005  

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