QOTDs:
"I want to be hit by a car... it'd be such a good story!"
"Do you like beating your men down with your big words first, or after the first date?"
"I swear, someday I'm going to open the chiropractic clinic where they just ram people with cars."
"The totalitarian tyrant tortured the terrified townspeople."
Gavin: In some abortion procedures don't they like suck some fluid out of the spine with a vacuum?
Me: Yeah, maybe?
Gavin: So you could say "Abortion sucks." Heh.
"'Some sort of radiance came from deep within her that is now absent, much like it does with her mother.' Could I have changed tenses MORE in that sentence?"
Me: I should probably go shower.
Ryan: Shower?
Me: Yeah? It's a place where you go get clean? Familiar with the concept?
James:It has a note too, which says 'Do not touch on pain of' and then instead of trying to describe it ineptly, I drew a picture.
Me: Heh, what of?
James: It's a stick man being hung, drawn, quartered, then having his sexual organs removed and each part of him spit-roasted. The sun has a smiley face though, so it's not all disturbing.
"I want to be hit by a car... it'd be such a good story!"
"Do you like beating your men down with your big words first, or after the first date?"
"I swear, someday I'm going to open the chiropractic clinic where they just ram people with cars."
"The totalitarian tyrant tortured the terrified townspeople."
Gavin: In some abortion procedures don't they like suck some fluid out of the spine with a vacuum?
Me: Yeah, maybe?
Gavin: So you could say "Abortion sucks." Heh.
"'Some sort of radiance came from deep within her that is now absent, much like it does with her mother.' Could I have changed tenses MORE in that sentence?"
Me: I should probably go shower.
Ryan: Shower?
Me: Yeah? It's a place where you go get clean? Familiar with the concept?
James:It has a note too, which says 'Do not touch on pain of' and then instead of trying to describe it ineptly, I drew a picture.
Me: Heh, what of?
James: It's a stick man being hung, drawn, quartered, then having his sexual organs removed and each part of him spit-roasted. The sun has a smiley face though, so it's not all disturbing.
posted by EEK at 2:21:00 PM
2 Comments:
At this point, any attempt to justify the above is going to be like Norman Bates swearing he's perfectly well adjusted, so yea...It's my wine and if you touch it YOU WILL DIE A PEASANTS DEATH!
In the THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES! THATCHED ROOF COTTAGEEEEEEES!!!
(Trogdor into your hands I commend my spirit)
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