Friday, September 23, 2005

QOTDs:
"Emily... that was the most demonic 'holy' I've ever heard."

"Oh my GOD, you're OBESE!!?!"

"Look, it's an overly large woman!"

Kels: I could go rape someone in that alley.
Me: Mmmmhmmmm.
Kels: I could!!
Me: Of course you could, dear. I have the utmost confidence in your ability to rape.

Me: Did anyone else notice that guy... smiling at us...?
Spencer: Yes, it was creepy.
Kels: It's because he was in the presence of two foxy ladies.
Me: Hehe.
Kels: And by foxy ladies... I mean you and Spencer.

"I AM an overtone. EEEEE!"

Adam: Billy Joel has hands of steel. And a heart of gold.
Zach: ...and a wife of 25.

"Christ, I was up later than this before my balls dropped!"

Becca: See, I don't want to get all gorgeous and have the guy not be.
Me: Which is why you and Thomas need to have babies everyone'll lust after.
Becca: Only if he wears the right coat!

7 Comments:

Blogger EEK said...

Hehehehehehe. Purley.

4:00 PM, September 23, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does it concern anyone else that I have the names and addresses of the owners of all the people who keep spamming with their websites?

4:07 PM, September 23, 2005  
Blogger EEK said...

Hee. Not sure... ^.^

4:08 PM, September 23, 2005  
Blogger EEK said...

Wow, Thomas, I didn't know you had a blog on airline credit cards! heh.

My goodness these things can be amusing...

4:26 PM, September 23, 2005  
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4:44 PM, September 23, 2005  
Blogger EEK said...

Haha!!!

4:45 PM, September 23, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pimpette actually
UPDATE EMILY!
Youre KILLING me here

7:45 PM, September 25, 2005  

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