QOTDs:
Adam: Hey, let's have an orgy like in the Matrix! Hey everyone, orgy at Thomas's!
Me: There's a first time for everything.
Becca: Reeeally?
Me: Like you and me, baby.
Becca: But... that wouldn't be the first time...
Me: We could have a first time at... um... Thomas's place?
Thomas (not listening): Oh good, there's no train.
Kelsey: Here's where you go really creepy and say "and then your father could join us."
Thomas (still oblivious): I hate four-way stops.
Becca: My boobs are plump and delicious!
Boy Scout: Would you like to sample some?
Becca: Oh, I'll sample some.
Me: Young ears! Young ears!
Becca (later): I like girl scouts. They know what kinda cookies I like.
Becca: Lick me!
Kels: Lick me, damnit!
Becca: I like dogs.
Kels: Apparently. Butterworth, Brian...
Me (on the phone): Sorry, I can't make it for dinner tonight, I've got a migraine.
My dad: Hung over, huh?
Simon: Well, it was worth a shot to ask, but now... You must be happy Christinemily! you must help me make the music of the night. You compose, I'll snore.
Me: Hee.
Simon: Which would be a good idea about now. So I'll bid you adieu for the time being. When we speak again, you better be happy, or else I'll come over there and carve your face up with an icepick. No wait. Wrong phrase.
Me: Would I get to wear a phantom-esque mask?
Simon: You may if want.
Adam: Hey, let's have an orgy like in the Matrix! Hey everyone, orgy at Thomas's!
Me: There's a first time for everything.
Becca: Reeeally?
Me: Like you and me, baby.
Becca: But... that wouldn't be the first time...
Me: We could have a first time at... um... Thomas's place?
Thomas (not listening): Oh good, there's no train.
Kelsey: Here's where you go really creepy and say "and then your father could join us."
Thomas (still oblivious): I hate four-way stops.
Becca: My boobs are plump and delicious!
Boy Scout: Would you like to sample some?
Becca: Oh, I'll sample some.
Me: Young ears! Young ears!
Becca (later): I like girl scouts. They know what kinda cookies I like.
Becca: Lick me!
Kels: Lick me, damnit!
Becca: I like dogs.
Kels: Apparently. Butterworth, Brian...
Me (on the phone): Sorry, I can't make it for dinner tonight, I've got a migraine.
My dad: Hung over, huh?
Simon: Well, it was worth a shot to ask, but now... You must be happy Christinemily! you must help me make the music of the night. You compose, I'll snore.
Me: Hee.
Simon: Which would be a good idea about now. So I'll bid you adieu for the time being. When we speak again, you better be happy, or else I'll come over there and carve your face up with an icepick. No wait. Wrong phrase.
Me: Would I get to wear a phantom-esque mask?
Simon: You may if want.
posted by EEK at 2:57:00 PM
7 Comments:
Emily...I love you and you are amazing...
tehe
I wish i was cool enough to have quote s of the day, but im not sadness. ooh I have to tell you something tomorrow..tehe
Aww, you're also amazing, I love you, etc. Heh.
*makes raspberry noises* I love Emily more, so nyah!
And the Matrix had orgies? I can't help but feel we brits got gipped...fifteen dollars equivilent a ticket and no orgies?! *hissss*
Damn you censors!
Awwwwww... *melts*
Yeah, plus over here we're allowed to have "wanker" said on primetime. Nyaaaaah.
Well that's the thing. In movies, if it has a bad word it's a fifteen, if it has bad words relating to sex it's an eighteen.
You can have both of the above aired between and seven pm on national television though.
The censor is a strange animal...
You're a strange animal.
so are pirates.
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