QOTDs:
James: Try to imagine the most camp of gay men jumping from foot to foot while flapping their arms and fanning their faces with their eyes screwed up tight making this un-typeable noise and going "I don't wanna drink blood!" So why do you hate him?
Me: Oh, same reason you do. Arm-flapping "I don't WANNA! Lestaaaaaat, I don't WAAAANNA!"

Thomas: Wow, did I just out-metaphor you?
Me: Think you did, yeah.
Thomas: Oh god, someone'd better stop this before I become your pixie.
Me: My what?
Thomas: Mr... Snaffleburger... reference.
Me: Ahh. Hehe.
[20 second pause]
Me: Don't you just love James?
Thomas: Yep.

So, yeah, haven't really updated because while there have been good times (like me + Thomas's shopping thing... that was fun... and other things too...), there haven't been quite so many memorable quotes. So anyway. Kels, I think you're now my pregnant virgin pimpette Kelsita.