So, bored, I decided to run the names of everyone who's commented recently (or more specifically the people that I think there might be a chance in hell of seeing this) through anagramsite.

Yeah, I don't really know why either, but here's how it breaks down (or rearranges... tehe):

Emily Koenig --> meek oily gin, io mink elegy
Thomas Bloom --> solo math mob, lot ham bosom
James Silva --> java smiles, evil ass jam (my personal favorite)
Brian Bicknell --> lick berlin ban, brick ball nine
Al Lambert --> mallet bra (my second favorite), lamb alert, arm ballet
Justin Swanson --> janus twin sons, jon saw nut sins
Kelsey [Erin] Wells --> weekly sells, [serenely we kills]

On the off chance that someone not listed among the above should see this, do run your name through the site amd comment if you find any good ones.