QOTD:

Gwyneth Paltrow: I'm really superstitious, like, before I make any movie, I, uh, kill a hobo with a hammer.

(Conan O'Brien is God.)

(No, actually, that's Jon Stewart.)

(Or is it Colbert?)

(Oh well, as long as I'm blaspheming, let's just go ahead with the Britney-Spears-is-God scenario. Yeah, I can see that...)

(
Britney!God: *chills in paradise*
J. Random Archangel: So, Britney!God, like, what are we going to do this decade?
Britney!God: Let's have the US invade the middle east!
J. Random Archangel: Uhh, didn't we already do that?
Britney!God: Baby, One More Time.
)

*cough* wow, I'm random today.