It's time to play "Rename That Movie!"

Or else, I'm just really bored.

Braveheart : Mel Hates the British
The Patriot : Mel Hates the British 2
The Passion of the Christ : Mel Hates the British 3: "I'm not sure how they fit in, but I still effing hate them!" OR Jesus Invents the Chair
Good Will Hunting : Janitors Who Turn Out To Be Overachievers
Gattaca : Overachievers Who Turn Out To Be Janitors
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire : Kill Voldie (Vol. 4)
The Omen : Problem Child
Basic Instinct : WTF NO UNDIES?? Oooooh.
Basic Instinct 2 : WTF NO UNDIES?? Ewwwww!
Pulp Fiction : Quentin Tarantino Presents -- Foot Fetish! OR Something Bad Happened While I Was In The Bathroom
Sin City : Blood, Breasts, and Balls (Getting Ripped Off, That Is)
Romeo and Juliet : Young and Really Stupid
Romeo + Juliet : Shakespeare on Acid
Donnie Darko : Cat's Cradle On Shrooms
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind : Do I Know You?
The Matrix : Computers, Philosophy, and Martial Arts
Matrix Reloaded : Trite Philosophy, Ludicrous Martial Arts, and Neo's Ass
Matrix Revolutions : Something About a Fetish Club and Going Blind
OR
The Matrix : Hey! Keanu Can Act!
Matrix Reloaded : Uhh, Guess Not -- At Least It Can't Get Worse
Matrix Revolutions : We Spoke Too Soon
The Man With The Golden Gun : Christopher Lee's Third Nipple
Die Another Day : Never Happened (Please Somebody Tell Me It Didn't)
Independence Day : Will Smith vs. Aliens
Men In Black : Will Smith vs. Aliens
Men In Black 2 : Will Smith vs. Aliens
I, Robot : Will Smith vs. Aliens Robots
Rent : Everyone Has AIDS! AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!
Interview With the Vampire : HoYays R Us
Queen of the Damned : Plot, Schmot, Stuart Townsend's Hot!
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen : Stuart Townsend's Hot, Says "Growl"
Audition : Take That, Asian Fetishers!
Phantom of the Opera : Guy With A Sexy Mask
Scream : Guy With A Weird Mask
Donnie Darko : Guy With A Creepy Bunny Mask
V for Vendetta : Guy With A Mask That Americans Don't Understand
Spiderman : This Mask Was Made For Kissing Upside-Down in the Rain, Baby!
Pretty Woman : CEO Marries Hooker To Save Money
Lord of the Rings : Four Hobbits and Some Beards
The Poseidon Adventure : Cruise Problem
Mission Impossible III : Cruise Problem
Brokeback Mountain : Man on a Man
Jurassic Park : Dinosaurs on an Island
King Kong : Monkey on a Phallic Symbol
Airplane : Spoof on a Plane
Snakes on a Plane : Snakes on a Plane
Charlie's Angels 2 : McG on Crack