QOTDs:
Me: I'm going shopping with Thomas today.
David: Fun. I'm going shopping with some college chicks.
Me: You playboy, you.
David: Oh, it's all right, you've got a girl to go with too!
Beth: Is it weird that the other day I looked at my doorknob and thought of you?
Me: Not too terribly weird, I guess.
Beth: I mean, hell, I'd be creeped out if a doorknob reminded someone of me...
"I'll see you in HELL, lego-man!"
Beth: I'm glad he did, though, because I'm a complete retard when it comes to chinese....
Me: How can someone be a retard when it comes to chinese?
Beth: I don't know, I think I asked him what were considered appetizers.
Me: Wow, you are a chinese retard.
Beth: Thank you, Emily, for supplying me with my new away message. Hopefully no Chinese people will read it and be offended and hunt you down.
Me: I'm going shopping with Thomas today.
David: Fun. I'm going shopping with some college chicks.
Me: You playboy, you.
David: Oh, it's all right, you've got a girl to go with too!
Beth: Is it weird that the other day I looked at my doorknob and thought of you?
Me: Not too terribly weird, I guess.
Beth: I mean, hell, I'd be creeped out if a doorknob reminded someone of me...
"I'll see you in HELL, lego-man!"
Beth: I'm glad he did, though, because I'm a complete retard when it comes to chinese....
Me: How can someone be a retard when it comes to chinese?
Beth: I don't know, I think I asked him what were considered appetizers.
Me: Wow, you are a chinese retard.
Beth: Thank you, Emily, for supplying me with my new away message. Hopefully no Chinese people will read it and be offended and hunt you down.
posted by EEK at 9:40:00 AM
30 Comments:
ahahaha i'm so cool to be included in your QOTD's..
- doorknob
That spam comment is such an entirely amusing non sequitur that I'm just going to leave it here. Hee.
banana muffin!
Its considered immigration from CANADA? What the fucking fuck?
So basically if I hope over the border and live in Canada Im in immigrant
Is it bad that I thought immigrants were only people from like Mexico and the Middle East, those not-so-hot-in-the-ecomony/everything-else-department countries?
Shutting up......
Does that mean that if the Republicans get booted out in the next election and I immigrate that I get free stuff?
Like a happy meal!
*turns up on Ellis Island with dreams of a new life, oppertunity and saturated fat squeezed between solidifed sugar with a layer of something yellow with passport papers claiming it's cheese but with a Russain accent*
Ooookay, that made no sense.
How come you're online here but not elsewhere? :-(
Seriously, trying to figure out what "saturated fat squeezed between solidifed sugar with a layer of something yellow" is and failing miserably.
Is my rather cynical description of McDonald's burgers...that said, they are nice.
Just that I think I hear my arteries screaming for mercy everytime I eat one.
You wouldn't believe me if I said that was my first guess, would you? ^.^
Whats sugar got to do with it?
Yeah, that's what threw me.
Oh right. Yea. The buns are a 'stupidly-high' percent sugar, a sugar sandwich would be healthier than just taking the bread out of a big-mac and eating that.
(Wheeee, forgot I typed this out earlier so posting now)
Ahh, I see.
Oh well. I love McDonald's anyway. Yes, I am a stupid American pig.
Heee, but you're an adorable, sexy, cute and captivating american pig.
Yay pigs.
And yes, I too like McDonald's. But it is a secret sin.
Hi, i'm James and I have a BigMac fetish.
Sounds more like you have a pig fetish to me.
Well why don't I just shut my big mouth?
Aww, never.
Then I will say one more thing.
Little did they know, the Russains had their 'own' version of the cheese. The CHEESKI!
*facepalm*
Oh yea, 'now' you wish i'd shut up...
I am never, ever introducing you to Thomas.
can a fuck REALLY participate in the act of fucking? i mean really...what exactly is a fuck anyway (ya know the noun form). cause it cant be something very common, ive never heard anyone say "I took fuck to the mall today". The obvious solution would be that the noun fuck is no different than the noun sex. but thats just toooo damn obvious isnt it. you cant say, "im going to have fuck with you tonight". It just doesnt have a very good ring to it. I leave this confusing and upsetting question to you fellow commenters of eeks blog to figure out. it indeed is a mistery, but someone out there, maybe within a mile, and maybe in a completely different dimmension, there is someone who can solve this puzzle that has troubled me ever since i was first tought that marvelously mischievious word in the second grade.
In other words im going to smack the next person that says "Fucking Fuck"
I of course realize there are a variety of spelling and grammatical errors in the above comment. for example: Mistery instead of Mystery. This is for the sole purpose of bugging eek. enjoy eek.
Oh my gentle Jesus.
A) SO. FUNNY. Suddenly remembering just why I consider you my best friend.
B) Since when do you call me eek?
C) *twitch* but... spelling... grammar... GAAAAH!
The only other people who do are Tron and David (Sam's boyfriend, not your brother)! That is by NO stretch of the imagination "everyone".
aaaand I just realized that my display name here is 'eek', which could account for some of that.
I. Am. So. Stupid. Sometimes.
I have the answer!
Thomas......you yourself are a fuck
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!! That wasnt just a burn, that was like a nuke going off in your panties (and yes Thomas, I said panties because of course were talking about you)
Do I win the prize?
I'm going to feel 'so' sad and pathetic for knowing this, but I wondered the same thing, but unlike those of you with lives actualy went and found out.
The word shows up as being used in English speaking locales up until the mid 17th century as 'to strike' or 'to penetrate' and probably originated from one of the invaders which contributed so much to the language and most easily linked in the germanic word focka (also 'to strike/penetrate')
*smoothes down the tweed*
*drools* This man. Is so. Perfect.
Hee, you do know I own that joke because I all but taught it to you this morning?
Mmmmhmmmm.
But it's still funny.
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