QOTDs:
"Every time people argue about whether Apple or Windows is better, an angel dies."

"OooooOOOOOoooops."

"The Unfantastic Four: Mammary Man, Merve the Perve, Tommy the Commie, and Cocaine Jane of Pain!"

"Tree."

Sean: New limit: Roete's soul.
Me: Roete has a soul?

"Maybe I'll just make myself... un-turnonable..."

Me: Whatever, DeepGuy McThink.
Bicknell: Haha, yes, I shall be DeepGuy McThink. I could be a superhero. They could have the McThink sign that they shine in the sky and I fly off to rescue people from mediocrity.
Me: Oh, you know the whole "Think, McFly" thing? Your version'd be "Fly, McThink!"