QOTDs:
Thomas (puzzled): But... I don't have a vagina...
I was going to put the context of this quote in, but I think it's funnier without it.
Thomas: I could hear myself sucking.
See italicomment (tm) above.
Me: Stop! You're going to hit the plant!
[Thomas gives me a look]
Me: Well, you would have if you hadn't turned just then.
Thomas: Yes, yes, you're right, and right now, if I don't turn, I will hit that wall. In fact, we're pointing east... so, if I don't turn, eventually we will also hit the Atlantic Ocean.
Thomas (puzzled): But... I don't have a vagina...
I was going to put the context of this quote in, but I think it's funnier without it.
Thomas: I could hear myself sucking.
See italicomment (tm) above.
Me: Stop! You're going to hit the plant!
[Thomas gives me a look]
Me: Well, you would have if you hadn't turned just then.
Thomas: Yes, yes, you're right, and right now, if I don't turn, I will hit that wall. In fact, we're pointing east... so, if I don't turn, eventually we will also hit the Atlantic Ocean.
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