QOTDs
[I hand Thomas a toffee]
Thomas: I thank you. I am not of many words, but I thank you. I'm the One.

Me, Sarah, Thomas (in unison): Nicorette!

Thomas: Shidage's hidagigh.
Me: Idagi Idagagridagee.
Sarah: I can just see you two doing that during sex.
[Me and Thomas give her a definite "WTF???" look]
Sarah: Seriously!
Thomas: Yes, because we're planning to have sex.
Sarah: No, not with each other! just... in general...
Thomas: Idagoh fidaguck yidageah!
Me: Hidagardidager!

You know what would be fabulous? If follicle.net wasn't already taken. But follicle.gov isn't! What do you say, people? Who's going to make it?