QOTDs:
James' idea for a response to my sister's email (I couldn't think of one):
"Hi, this is James, your sister's debauched satanist foreign love interest. She can't come to the keyboard right now becauseshe's tied down to my bed she's being sacrificed on an altar I cooked her and ate her for lunch she's feeling a bit under the weather."
James' idea for a response to my sister's email (I couldn't think of one):
"Hi, this is James, your sister's debauched satanist foreign love interest. She can't come to the keyboard right now because
posted by EEK at 1:15:00 PM
11 Comments:
PlayElf, you sly dog...
Wow, way to make the connection. I am impressed.
*slips on some shades* Who now?
Smooth.
Smooth like cream
Oooh, that's so what I expected you to say! Because... I said it earlier... and... it's all parallel and stuff...
I'm weird.
"I'm weird."
Yeah, we know. And don't forget about the time Bick kidnapped you and locked you in his basement... Good times.
Because I couldn't resist, my fortune -
Being diplomatic is thinking twice before saying nothing... in bed.
Ahh, yes, good times, back when I was the Royal Mama, pre-Witch Mama Emile.
Yep. Good times.
And as for fortunes, that's funny, though I still do the dance of YAY! because I got "You are the best in the world (in bed)" as a fortune. I mean, who gets "You are the best in the world" as a fortune anyway? That's just odd for a fortune cookie. Which is why I say it's a divine sign or something indicating clearly that I, indeed, am the best in the world (+in bed).
I would have to agree
Oh damn, bring on the horses head
*spoken in a really smokey scilian accent* Would you prefer buckskin or palomino?
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