QOTDs:
Kat & Me (can't remember who said what):
"Sorry I'm late, I was just rubbing my hands."
"Sorry I couldn't come to the phone sooner, [name here] wouldn't let go of my hand."
"I'm here to ask for your daughter's hand."
"We could sell it and make money hand over fist."
"We could even go into business! Let's shake hands on it."

"Are you not full of intense or unrestrained sexual craving?"

Me: Could've distilled a lot more idiocy out of that one...
James: Lookit him run!
Me: Daddy's home...
James: Oh god, that was worth hours of idiocy.

Kels... if you read this, which I'm sure you will... do you remember last year when me and Thomas and Rishi (or possibly two years ago) were making up a lot of limericks? You made up a really funny one about Thomas I think, I think it had to do with incest and possibly a gender change, and the last line was something like "And now they call him Aunt Mom." (I think it started with There once was a boy named Tom...) Can you remember that? Just curious.