So Emily saw a link... Emily clicked the link... Emily decides she's going to take a few inane personality quizzes for the sheer hell of it. So, to summarize results:
--I act the age of... 29
--My deadliest sin is... Lust, I have a 54% chance of going to hell, and I'll die in the throes of passion.
--My Star Wars personality is... Darth Vader (I can be cruel and torment people who disagree with me; deep down, there is a peace-loving, friendly side to me; I have a knack for inflicting pain on people and use your intellect during battle.)
--I will die at age... 88
--My seduction style is... The Charmer (which really doesn't make much sense in terms of parallel structure, but... oh well)
--And here's my favorite one. I was given a color or a food and was supposed to type the first person that came into my mind. I swear I am not making up a WORD of these results.
1. Seonha is your soulmate, and you secretly think Seonha is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker.
2. You love Ryan, and you secretly think Ryan is creative and charming.
3. You consider Thomas your truest friend, and you secretly think Thomas changes lovers faster than underwear.
4. You'll remember David for the rest of your life, and you secretly think David is shy and nonconfrontational. And that David has a hidden internet romance.

Not. Making. Up. A. Word.