Saturday, May 14, 2005

QOTDs:
--Who are you and how did you get in here?
--I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...

"Okay, just so everyone knows, I'm having a massage-gasm."
Bwahaha... that's right... I give people massage-gasms. ^.^

"...with nigh liquid orbs, alike deep pools ... with fish in them. And the fish swim around looking for worms, only to demonstrate the cruel reality of the real world - for within less than a moment they are gobbled up by gigantic fish with razor sharp teeth who shoot killer bees out of their gills."

"If I make a condescending comment about tea will you hurt me?"

"I've got a heart of darkness and legions of swine minions. What do you say we head back to my place?"

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did someone really say "I'm a locksmith - - and I'm a locksmith"? because that's amazing.

- Ethan, and I'm really Ethan

10:25 PM, May 30, 2005  

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