QOTDs:
"I wonder what this does [glomp]"

"You two are going to end up living in a dumpster, having immature conversations while little children are corrupted by you."

"Don't even say it. Think it... but just... don't say it."

"Heh, we look like Neo-Nazis, don't we?"

"Hard as you may try... you're just not weird enough."

"Ilikechocolatemilk. Ilikecereal."