QOTDs:
Thomas: You're a man whore.
David: Well, you're a MAN distribution hub.
Me: No, he's a man page.
David: Did you just say--? Oh my god, I hate you.

"I have post-modernist stress disorder... I see pop culture everywhere..."

"Yes, yes, yes, bomb, yes."

"Well helllllo John."

"Sweet gherkin!"

"Shertainly."

"Liek the fenixx, i r teh bron frum thoes asshez!!1111"

I love Ryan's shirt! Whee.