QOTDs:

Certain Facebook member (who shall remain nameless): Fuck Democrats! Wooh!

Wall of Shamer: WE HAVE THE SAME KEY BOARD! ( i saw it in your picture gallery)
Emerson: NO............ WAY.............

Wall of Shamer: emerson i heard that you are dating emma watson and cant keep filming now... is this true?
Emerson: No, she dumped me for Brad Pitt after I called her fat during an argument.

So, the layout for the Wall of Shame and its parent site was done by a woman named Navy, who apparently lives in Australia. From an email: "Also, why did the Navy do your layout? I requested they do one for me and they never replied."

Funny, true, but I think the fact that it sent me into several solid minutes of hysterics testifies to the lateness of the hour. I mean, just imagine, the United States Navy gets an email from some chick asking them to build her a website layout.

Hilarious. Or just very, very, very late. Why am I up? I don't know. Maybe because I can't move my eyes away from the bloody screen.