QOTVs: (Quotes of the Vacation)
Gaston:I'm especially good at expectorating!

"Hairy salad!!!"

Me (while arm-wrestling Adam): Oh god, you're beating me left-handed.
Brooke (who is 8 and very small): That is the way of men.
Adam (miming backhanding me with his left hand): I'm beating you left-handed!

"SRF!"

Cary Elwes: Now... touch your toes.
Ann Hathaway: Oh no!
Cary Elwes (smarmy): Oh, yes.

Now, FYI, there will be a few QOTYs, the best QOTDs of 2005. Mwahahaha. Look for them January 1st. Or possibly tomorrow. Depending on when I have the time.

Why???

Why did it have to be sold out???

[howl of pain]

(Hurrah for the pirate king!)

I have two other things to say.

1. Pirates.
2. Ninjas.

Oc Sighting

"Oc"!

France was originally divided into two primary regions as far as language was concerned, half speaking langue d'oïl (which became the official language), and half speaking langue d'oc. Oc!

Okay, so, yes, it's true. I haven't updated in 11 days.

Shrug.

Life is teh suxxor sometimes, yes?

In other news:









Ahh, Cleolinda, if only your book were released in the US already. Or is it? Did I not look hard enough? *sniffle*

I conclude with:
PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!

QOTDs:
Me: I have tiny flowers on the wrist of my gloves.
Thomas: Apparently so. I have... dead cow on mine.

Mark: Where'd you learn to tango?
Joanne: With the French Ambassador's daughter in her dorm
room at Miss Porter's. And you?
Mark: With Nanette Himmelfarb, the Rabbi's daughter, at the
Scarsdale Jewish Community Center.

"No entry found for reality check. Did you mean salt shaker?"