QOTDs:
Thomas: I want to be a stud muffin.
Becca: Thomas, you're not even a bagel.
Ryan: [goes up to an asian hooker] "Hey, baby...wanna cuddle while we watch a movie? I'll pay you for it."
Thomas: I have three holes.
"The land of urination... aka Canadia"
Me: Hi.
Ryan: Hey.
Ryan (five minutes later): So... that was productive.
Kels: I'll walk up to every single guy in London wearing eyeliner and be like "James?"
SAVE THE CIVETS!
Thomas: I want to be a stud muffin.
Becca: Thomas, you're not even a bagel.
Ryan: [goes up to an asian hooker] "Hey, baby...wanna cuddle while we watch a movie? I'll pay you for it."
Thomas: I have three holes.
"The land of urination... aka Canadia"
Me: Hi.
Ryan: Hey.
Ryan (five minutes later): So... that was productive.
Kels: I'll walk up to every single guy in London wearing eyeliner and be like "James?"
SAVE THE CIVETS!
posted by EEK at 2:39:00 PM
1 Comments:
I don't know what to write, and Emily is nearly twisting my arm to get me to write this...so this is the worst, most pointless comment I've ever written. This should be a comment that was never made. It is a comment that has no worth, value, or standing in modern society. It is quite worthless, if you think about it, really. These words are taking bits which are stored on a server on a hard drive somewhere in Seattle, being magneticcaly altered and kept in running condition. The space, time and effort used to post this comment would have been much better devoted to finding inventive ways to use the internet, to store research on cancer or another disease to reach the cure more quickly. ...As you can see, I'm a bit bummed...but this lets my creative juice flow...wait? "juices flowing"? Ahh! I'm bleeding out of my mind! AAAAHEHEROOORG!
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