QOTDs:
"Now get your head down there and suck it!"

"Il faut que nous trait l'infant." This incorrect sentence results from a confusion of the verbs traire, to milk, and taire, to silence. So the translation of the sentence reads: We must milk the baby.

Jacob: Bah, you can't hurt me.
Me: I believe you have scars that say otherwise.
Jacob: Ah yes, you gave me scars, but you didn't hurt me. I like the pain. I draw my own blood for pleasure.
Me: That so?
Jacob: Yes. The sight of blood excites me.
Me: But you also want to eat human flesh sometime before you die.
Jacob: Well, yes, I do.

"Hey, are you all right? You look sort of flushed." ~ Jane, Betty, Katie, Kels, Sam, Lynn, and Robert

"I liked your Christmas morning/sacrifice..."

"I wasn't expecting you to have a reflection. Vampire."

Kels: Damnit key, why won't you go in?
Me: Maybe it's taken a vow of chastity.