The Many Faces of Thomas "Elizabeth" Bloom
QOTDs:
Thomas the Kindergarten Pimp: So there was this room upstairs, called the bonus room--
Me: The bone room?
Thomas the Kindergarten Pimp: The bonus room. And it was filled with many toys.
Me: Ah, a bone room filled with toys.
Thomas the Kindgergarten Pimp: B-O-N-U-S!!! Anyway, we kissed and she wanted to go downstairs and show my parents. So that was Savannah. Then Mary moved in next door to Savannah.
Me: Did the neighborhood, huh? You little man-whore.
Thomas the Fool: This isn't my credit card... is that a problem?
Random_Girl: Just sign. I don't know who you are.
Thomas the Wuss: I'm just a bit afraid of being alone. In a park. In the middle of the night.
Me: Me and Haire were alone in this park in the middle of the night quite a few times.
Thomas the Wuss: That's Haire... he was tall and muscle-y and... intimidating looking... I hear howling! Can we go back to the caaaaar?
In other news, I'll be killed by several different people if I recount the conversation I'd like to, but let's just say the other face of Thomas is the Thomas the Not-So-Vanilla-As-I'd-Thought. Hee.
Thomas the Kindergarten Pimp: So there was this room upstairs, called the bonus room--
Me: The bone room?
Thomas the Kindergarten Pimp: The bonus room. And it was filled with many toys.
Me: Ah, a bone room filled with toys.
Thomas the Kindgergarten Pimp: B-O-N-U-S!!! Anyway, we kissed and she wanted to go downstairs and show my parents. So that was Savannah. Then Mary moved in next door to Savannah.
Me: Did the neighborhood, huh? You little man-whore.
Thomas the Fool: This isn't my credit card... is that a problem?
Random_Girl: Just sign. I don't know who you are.
Thomas the Wuss: I'm just a bit afraid of being alone. In a park. In the middle of the night.
Me: Me and Haire were alone in this park in the middle of the night quite a few times.
Thomas the Wuss: That's Haire... he was tall and muscle-y and... intimidating looking... I hear howling! Can we go back to the caaaaar?
In other news, I'll be killed by several different people if I recount the conversation I'd like to, but let's just say the other face of Thomas is the Thomas the Not-So-Vanilla-As-I'd-Thought. Hee.
posted by EEK at 10:57:00 PM
5 Comments:
why elizabeth? or better yet just WHY?
-T
Well... way back when I didn't know your middle name, someone asked me what it was (you were a few feet away) and I promptly replied "Elizabeth." Then I used to yell THOMAS ELIZABETH BLOOM! at you. Can't you remember that? It's been a few years, but... thought it was apropos for the title. ^.^
...you slut.
I have another one for you......Thomas the Inexperienced: *Slurp*
Hehehe
Elizabeth sounds right actually.....it kind of fits
Thomas is a man-whore.....and he likes it
I have yet another: Thomas the *DOINK*!
THATS *STOINK* TO YOU MISSY! AND BOTH OF YOU SHUT UR PIE HOLES! :-)
-T
Post a Comment
<< Home