QOTDs:
Me: You know, if she dates again--
Thomas: If!?
Me: Heh. Yes. Right, she's going to be a nun.
Thomas: A TURKISH nun...
"What are they eating??"
"I've judged all of you." (I hear ALL THINGS.)
Me: What exactly does preclude aardvark mating rituals?
Thomas: Octupus...es...
Me: Octopi?
Thomas: Yep.
Me: Octopi preclude aardvark mating rituals.
Thomas: Yep.
Me: Cool.
Kelsey: Oh wait... HE IS!
Me: Oh, lovely. Now why don't you just give me loads of paper cuts and then pour lemon juice? Ooh, while you're at it, you could rub in some salt. And then could come the hydrochloric acid.
Kelsey: I prefer sulfuric.
"I KNOW YOUR MIND!"
"Heh heh heh heh heh. Penis."
Me: You know, if she dates again--
Thomas: If!?
Me: Heh. Yes. Right, she's going to be a nun.
Thomas: A TURKISH nun...
"What are they eating??"
"I've judged all of you." (I hear ALL THINGS.)
Me: What exactly does preclude aardvark mating rituals?
Thomas: Octupus...es...
Me: Octopi?
Thomas: Yep.
Me: Octopi preclude aardvark mating rituals.
Thomas: Yep.
Me: Cool.
Kelsey: Oh wait... HE IS!
Me: Oh, lovely. Now why don't you just give me loads of paper cuts and then pour lemon juice? Ooh, while you're at it, you could rub in some salt. And then could come the hydrochloric acid.
Kelsey: I prefer sulfuric.
"I KNOW YOUR MIND!"
"Heh heh heh heh heh. Penis."
posted by EEK at 10:13:00 PM
14 Comments:
and this is the what? sixth post centered around me? Why must i always be the center of attention? WHY?
It's not centered around you, you just provide me with good QOTDs. Probably because I haven't been talking as much to your brother or James. So get over it. ^.^
Plus, you're only 2/5! Good grief man.
Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Im in a QOTD!!
Im frickin famous!!
*Does booty dance of YAY*
This involves much wiggling and "Oh yea!"ing
Let me know if you want a demonstration
*puts on a fake moustache and glasses*
I could go for a demonstration...
Note to self: Get a better disguise
Note to self: eviscerate.
heh. eviscerate. heh.
heh. waves. heh.
heh. refraction. heh.
heh. the. heh.
Like, shut up Beavis...
Note to self: STOP THE MADNESS!!
Well, James, I would give you a demonstration, but see you live far, far away. So youre just going to have to use your imagination on this one
Another note to self: Find out what eviscerate means
Yet another note to self: Stop writing notes to self
Why would taking out someones guts be funny to you?
Actually come to think of it, it does sound quite entertaining
Heh
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