QOTDs:
"I just keep waiting for him to pick up her hand and start sucking on her fingers."
"You are now Spemily."
"Let's try and Britishize it more."
"Hi, I was just blog surfing and found you! It made be think of a product I saw at walmart yesterday. Its a filter mart pool wal!" Good old spam comments. I have to wonder, though, just what about me reminds people of filter mart pool wal?
--You have soiled my honour.
--You have broken my honor.
--You have no honour!
--You spell 'honor' like a Brit!
--HAVE AT YOU!
James: Weakling! She thwaps you and you change your song.
Me: Well, I thwap anyone and they change their song.
James: This is why you can't have a budgie.
"I just keep waiting for him to pick up her hand and start sucking on her fingers."
"You are now Spemily."
"Let's try and Britishize it more."
"Hi, I was just blog surfing and found you! It made be think of a product I saw at walmart yesterday. Its a filter mart pool wal!" Good old spam comments. I have to wonder, though, just what about me reminds people of filter mart pool wal?
--You have soiled my honour.
--You have broken my honor.
--You have no honour!
--You spell 'honor' like a Brit!
--HAVE AT YOU!
James: Weakling! She thwaps you and you change your song.
Me: Well, I thwap anyone and they change their song.
James: This is why you can't have a budgie.
posted by EEK at 1:59:00 PM
12 Comments:
And the sad thing is.....Ryan does that
Would you like some tea and crumpets?
And youre like a filter because you take all the not funny stuff and filter out the gems
There a compliment. So you dont hate me. Even though HE DOESNT WANT ME AND NEVER WILL!
HMPH!
I KNOW!
Plus, there's no way he could be stolen.
Please don't try?
Ooooh baby, sift through that crap! Ooooh yeaaaah!! ;)
It occurs to me that I probably failed to read something fairly significant between the lines there...oh well, here's to guy'ish ignorance.
James.....youre weird
Emily thinks I will steal you from her
Sorry, but I dont want to
Not like I could anyway
AND I WONT TRY!!! HELLO, DO YOU SEE THAT LITTLE RED HAIRED CHILD OF DOOM IM WITH EVERYDAY??
emily, little QOTD for you
Rishi, while gesturing to cadaver's genitals: "Man, im way bigger than that guy."
-Me, gesturing to another cadaver later in the exhibit: "that guy is hung like a moose."
-Rishi: "yea."
Okay, to clarify things, here comes the official statements: Kels, I'm completely unthreatened by you. The whole "please don't try?" was a joke. Sort of. Because if you did I'd probably pull your hair. But not because I'd feel threatened. But that'd never happen anyway because I appreciate your complete devotion to your redhead boytoy. You're bananas for him. This I know. And yes, James is weird, but you know I am too. ^.^
And Thomas, that's just because Rishi is Rishi. God of Sex.
...it's like she 'knows' me already... ;)
Yea, I am weird, very. I'd correct you and say i'm English but no-one here gets me either, they just can't deport me anywhere so here I stay.
Can I be the Goddess of Sex (Except in the Case of James Where Emily Rules All)?
And yes, that is a very long title....but Im willing to live with it if I can be the Goddess of Sex
You think youre weird? Here in America, at least our little slice of it, youre positively normal
At least compared to us
And why are people bananas for each other? Why cant they be some other fruit?
Emily, Im pineapples for you
PS I should be the Goddess of Sex (...*insert rest of title here*...) because I am, after all, the pregnant virgin
Aww, I'm mangoes for you, my pregnant virgin Kelsita, Goddess of Sex (Except in the Case of James Where Emily Rules All). I can see your contacts.
Can you generate residual income with that? I'm learning the power of residual income for financial independence.
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