QOTDs:
Kels: Haha, Jesus created the chair!
What's that guy's name again? : Well, he was pretty great.

Kels: Thomas, do you know what the clit-or-is is?
Thomas (glaring): Yes.
Me: Did Kels teach you?
Kels: Yep, yanked down my pants and said--
Me: Press here?

"SnnnooooooooooooooooooOOOOp!"

"Because it's Becca. She who the men lust after and the women want to be."

"Bridge. Cross. Come to it."