QOTDs:
"Work it, baby! DANGLE that participle!"

Sep: It totally was a date. My last date ended exactly the same way. Someone threw a wad of cash at someone else, the words, 'You're beneath me' were uttered, and one of us was left crying alone in an alley.
Ace: You've got to be kidding me.
Sep: Actually I am. My last date ended with me threatening my beau with a spork.

And, of course, a serious contestant for QOTY: "SNAPE!"