QOTDs:
Me: You kinky skank.
Angelique: You know, that sounds like a band name. I'm stealing it. 'Kinky Skank and the Spanksters'.

"I could imagine it on the posters... huge font at the top... "ACCEPTABLE!" --American Humane Society."

"Somebody pass the angsty scones?"

Lenny: Silly you! Finland doesn't have a Queen. Denmark has a Queen. Sweden has a Queen. Norway has a Queen. Iceland...
Angel: (sigh) Are you finished?
Lenny: No, I'm Danish.