QOTDs:
"Saving Ryan's Privates!"

"I'm going to lean over the table and make it really uncomfortable for you to hug me."

Me: Give it back! I'll pull your leg hair... I will...
Thomas: This feels too good on my eyes for me to even notice.

"Ooh, comb my leg hair... yes, I'm serious."

"The system allows touching and feeling of animals or other humans in real time, but it's first being tried out on -- chickens." (see here.)

--turtle platoon inheritance
--extemporaneous wrench
--condoning blue dirigibles
--purple turtle platoon (try saying that 10 times fast. Really. Try.)
--crouton platoon
--waffle raffle