Tuesday, March 08, 2005

QOTDs:
"TSP originated with Snuggles, another naughty adult bear."
"Où est le centre curatif de SPA?"
"If... the king would marry me... then I would... eat everyone with a plate of couscous?"

So. Apparently in Hebrew the word for "he" is pronounced "who", the word for "who" is pronounced "me", and the word for "she" is pronounced "he".

This can only lead to one conversation...

George Bush: Who's on first?
Ariel Sharon: Me?
George Bush: No, the guy on first base.
Ariel Sharon: Me?
George Bush: You are on first?
Ariel Sharon: No, I'm asking you. Me?
George Bush: Who?
Ariel Sharon: Wait, you mean that fellow over there?
George Bush: So he is on first?
Ariel Sharon: What are you talking about? There are no girls on this team.
George Bush: So who's on first?
Ariel Sharon: Me?

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