I finish washing my hair, which is fairly long (about 3 inches above my waist). I towel-dry it, as it's so thick that blowdrying it will make me look like the child of Farah Fawcett and the Lion King. It's still damp, of course, so I leave it down to airdry. About 15 minutes later, I go to my freezer and open the door. I retrieve the desired food item and turn to set it down on the counter.

Bad move.

My damp hair decided to stick to the inside of the door, so when I turned away, my hair pulled the door shut. On my head. It hurt a little. On the other hand, at least I managed to get my hair unstuck without much damage.