QOTDs:
"pg^2!"
"Kristin Bruchmann,voice instructor... Ronald Fitzgerald, inventor of the chair..."
"We are Micro$oft. Resistance is futile."

Axioms for the Internet Age
-Home is where you hang your @
-The email of the species is deadlier than the mail
-C:\ is the root of all directories
-Don't byte off more than you can view
-There's no place like 127.0.0.1
-Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day; give him a computer and he won't bother you for weeks.