QOTYs
Well, tough choices because there were so many funny ones that I just wanted to put all of the really amusing ones here... but here are those that made the 2005 cut.
Seonha: I am lesbian!
"Little did they know, the Russians had their own version of the Concord: the Concordski... DUNNNNN DUNNNNN... DUN-DUN-DUN-DUNNNNNN DUH DUHHHHH!!!!"
Me (smacking James): Wake up! You're dreaming again! You're not Hugh Hefner! You... are not... Hugh... Hefner...!"
"TSP" and "SPA" and "F-SPA", which originated with Snuggles, the naughty adult bear.
Levora: Thomas? What do you have?
Thomas: Umm... denoxious?
Levora: Uh, Thomas, that's not a word.
Thomas: I got it from the dictionary though... it says right here... denoxious.
Jacob: Thomas, that says obnoxious.
Thomas: ...oh.
Levora: That's still wrong.
"Ronald Fitzgerald, inventor of the chair."
Thomas: I can smell your spicy brains.
Me: But I don't mind David.
[pause]
David: MIND ME!
"SNAAAAPE!!!!"
"the" - David
Thomas: What's Slashdot? Is it for pornography?
Also worth mentioning are the bizarre reactions I got from David & Lambert when they realized I read Slashdot. I still don't get why it was a big deal.
"Maypole"
The secret of "Oc" (&c)
Me: (after Honk) Wow, I just experienced catharsis!
Thomas: Yeah... orgasmic catharsis!
/me smacks Thomas in the head.
Parents: So, what do you do for a living?
The_Boyfriend: I'm a batsuit consultant... yep...
"<-- dbl" (MagnaDoodle goodness)
My mom: Real Amish don't HAVE reflections.
David (on the guy who tried to commit suicide in an interesting way): I hate life... I guess I'll just have to shove a lit firecracker up my ass...
Ryan: Felonies go on my permanent record.
Me: Planning on committing a lot of those, are you?
Ryan: Just saying...
James: Weakling! She thwaps you and you change your song.
Me: Well, I thwap anyone and they change their song.
James: This is why you can't have a budgie.
Becca: I'm afraid of the penis.
David: Hey, Emily... got root... beer?
Me: Thomas saw girl parts!
James: It has a note too, which says 'Do not touch on pain of' and then instead of trying to describe it ineptly, I drew a picture. It's a stick man being hung, drawn, quartered, then having his sexual organs removed and each part of him spit-roasted. The sun has a smiley face though, so it's not all disturbing.
Thomas (randomly): Hey, remember when I threatened to deflower your firstborn?
"Oh my GOD, you're OBESE!!?!"
Kels: It's because he was in the presence of two foxy ladies. And by foxy ladies... I mean you and Spencer.
Peter: In the evening-- TECHNO RAVE.
Me(while playing BS): Three queens... four if you count Thomas.
James: Soup comes in tins, surely!
"HAIRY SALAD!!!"
"Wait! Emily! I have to tell you about the OC!"
And...
I "heart" [aardvark, badger, civet]
Seonha: I am lesbian!
"Little did they know, the Russians had their own version of the Concord: the Concordski... DUNNNNN DUNNNNN... DUN-DUN-DUN-DUNNNNNN DUH DUHHHHH!!!!"
Me (smacking James): Wake up! You're dreaming again! You're not Hugh Hefner! You... are not... Hugh... Hefner...!"
"TSP" and "SPA" and "F-SPA", which originated with Snuggles, the naughty adult bear.
Levora: Thomas? What do you have?
Thomas: Umm... denoxious?
Levora: Uh, Thomas, that's not a word.
Thomas: I got it from the dictionary though... it says right here... denoxious.
Jacob: Thomas, that says obnoxious.
Thomas: ...oh.
Levora: That's still wrong.
"Ronald Fitzgerald, inventor of the chair."
Thomas: I can smell your spicy brains.
Me: But I don't mind David.
[pause]
David: MIND ME!
"SNAAAAPE!!!!"
"the" - David
Thomas: What's Slashdot? Is it for pornography?
Also worth mentioning are the bizarre reactions I got from David & Lambert when they realized I read Slashdot. I still don't get why it was a big deal.
"Maypole"
The secret of "Oc" (&c)
Me: (after Honk) Wow, I just experienced catharsis!
Thomas: Yeah... orgasmic catharsis!
/me smacks Thomas in the head.
Parents: So, what do you do for a living?
The_Boyfriend: I'm a batsuit consultant... yep...
"<-- dbl" (MagnaDoodle goodness)
My mom: Real Amish don't HAVE reflections.
David (on the guy who tried to commit suicide in an interesting way): I hate life... I guess I'll just have to shove a lit firecracker up my ass...
Ryan: Felonies go on my permanent record.
Me: Planning on committing a lot of those, are you?
Ryan: Just saying...
James: Weakling! She thwaps you and you change your song.
Me: Well, I thwap anyone and they change their song.
James: This is why you can't have a budgie.
Becca: I'm afraid of the penis.
David: Hey, Emily... got root... beer?
Me: Thomas saw girl parts!
James: It has a note too, which says 'Do not touch on pain of' and then instead of trying to describe it ineptly, I drew a picture. It's a stick man being hung, drawn, quartered, then having his sexual organs removed and each part of him spit-roasted. The sun has a smiley face though, so it's not all disturbing.
Thomas (randomly): Hey, remember when I threatened to deflower your firstborn?
"Oh my GOD, you're OBESE!!?!"
Kels: It's because he was in the presence of two foxy ladies. And by foxy ladies... I mean you and Spencer.
Peter: In the evening-- TECHNO RAVE.
Me(while playing BS): Three queens... four if you count Thomas.
James: Soup comes in tins, surely!
"HAIRY SALAD!!!"
"Wait! Emily! I have to tell you about the OC!"
And...
I "heart" [aardvark, badger, civet]
posted by EEK at 11:24:00 AM
8 Comments:
HI EMILY!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
anyway we should hang out before school starts back up. Im free anytime before 4 call me
LOVE
Becca
I <3 you.
Also worth mentioning is the bizarre reactions I got from David / Lambert when they realized I read Slashdot. I still don't get why it was a big deal.
Look, we didn't even think women knew how to use a computer, much less read Slashdot.
Haha, I actually had "Wait! Emily! I forgot to tell you about the OC!" for a while, and then took it out because I was trimming where I could... but I'll put it back on. It was just too funny.
RE David: Well, you're a woman and you seem to use a computer AND read Slashdot just fine... hence, your statement mystifies me.
Also, I got no further than October when I was reading through QOTDs to try and pick out the best... so the ones post-October are all ones I just remember. I may go back and finish later.
I dont know if this is one of the best, but remember:
Look! Its Spames!
He looks like a gay referee
You: He should be called Spames Aiken, cuz he kinda looks like Clay Aiken too
Me: Yea, he like a gay goth Clay Aiken.....wait, redundant. A goth Clay Aiken
Something to that nature.....
Oh, and you know how you put Ryan and my names together at it was Kryan? Foreshadowing.....
If you didnt know I got dumped.....I hate that phrasing but its true
Damn
"Look, it's Spames!" "WHERE????"
hello... i'm at radio shack, and you just told me 'comment.' and walked away, so... aaaaanyway... what i'm supposed to comment about when you're like five feet away i have no idea. but that's okay. a radio shack worker just glared at me, i blame you. i'm going to stop commenting now :)
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