QOTDs:
"Well, maybe I'll stop wearing underwear!" (Amanda takes a moment to realize that this isn't actually spiting Jason)

--Now, when you land, try and go completely limp.
--Limp?
--Mmhmm.
--...all of me?

--Well... they... stole all the water from the poor Cuban people. And it was in a gate.
--Then what?
--Then they put it in Richard A. Nixon's pool!
--What'd he do?
--He tried to cover it up... but some of it leaked!
--Then what'd the Publicans do?
--They went to see a movie.
--What movie?
--Deep Throat.