Yesterday_QOTDs:
"I want to stop at Barnes and Noble, because I heard about this book where four strangers meet on top of a roof because they're all going to kill themselves... sounded like a happy read...!"

"I'm sorry, but you simply cannot buy undies with someone you just met."

"Real men go commando!"

"<-- dbl" (MagnaDoodle goodness)

And, of course, all the joys that are brought about by rediscovering old quotes... ("I will build a revolving glass door in your head... someone's just angry inside")("shit-hide-the-pot!" which is only funny because it was a very literal pot. as in... a cooking pot.) And the "ONLY EMILY..." series. [sigh] Ahh, I'm such a character.