QOTDs:
"If Phil=-1h, why does Rishi=π?"

Phil: You should walk over there and say 'I'm gonna go drink, drive, and have sex.'
Ryan: All at the same time!

"You just opened a MINOR Pandora's Box." This takes the WTF?? Award for today...

"But you guys looked like you were having suck fun..." Ahh, the glory of typos... almost as good as the time someone typed "Lick my boobs!"

Me: You're just jealous because you don't get to put on a pretty dress.
Jacob: Well, I can still put on the dress! I'll just stay home and play Xbox.

"They're feeling like they weren't the Emily..."